Best Pepper Jack quotes

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1. We used to be losers, like all of you people.

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2. Keep singing, bitch. You’re not gonna have a face by the time I’m done with you.

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3. I carry out backflips each single day of my life.

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4. I drank three bottles of champagne and hung out with a stray dog all night under a bridge.

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5. That is about as low-brow as it gets.

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6. What is your spaghetti policy here?

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7. Bro, I can handle my sedatives.

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8. What’s up, bitches! I’m a man cheetah! Wanna do something with this?

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9. Bro, I can handle my sedatives.

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10. Oh look bitch! We bought it from them because they foreclosed on your bitch ass!

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11. I’m not an executioner. I’m the best goddamn bird lawyer in the world.

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12. I’m the trash man!

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13. LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU’RE TALKING TO MEEEEE!

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14. I haven’t even begun to peak. And when I do peak, you’ll know. Because I’m gonna peak so hard that everybody in Philadelphia is gonna feel it

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15. YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH TRASH!

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16. I’LL EAT YOUR BABIES BITCH!

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17. Your hair looks small

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18. I do backflips every single day of my life.

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19. This is ham, soaked in rum.

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20. I’m eating because I’m very uncomfortable.

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21. I’m not an executioner. I’m the best goddamn bird lawyer in the world.

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22. Throughout history, the ass kickers have always known carpentry – Jesus Christ, Harrison Ford.

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23. We used to be losers, like all of you people.

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24. Give it a rest. You’re not the Messiah. You don’t know dick about the Bible.

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25. News flash, asshole! I’ve been hearing it the entire god damn time!!!

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26. I’m not asking you to do much. Just turn a blind eye while I rob this place stupid.

27. THE THUNDER OF MY VENGEANCE WILL ECHO THROUGH THESE CORRIDORS LIKE THE GUST OF A THOUSSSSSSAND WINDS!

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28. So you saw me eat that Hot Pocket I found in the garbage?

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